Lorna Dane

"A magnetic field line from a magnetar snapping over you would be enough to strip the electrons from your atoms and practically arrange your entire body according to each atom's mass and magnetic interaction like some kind of twisted sorting algorithm as the particulate cloud of your corpse was accelerated to a decent fraction of the speed of light."

I fucking love science.

Seriously? Who the fuck else do they think is going to do it?

When all your friends discover Dior makes a lipstick called "Magnetic Smile" and buy it for you...